kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
i hate you
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*
"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.