its-cuz-i'm-foreign
shutupaubrey:

BYE

laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

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orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

zhdanovshchina:

meme-mage:

Cereal Guy

damn. this meme really fucked with me

zhdanovshchina:

meme-mage:

Cereal Guy

damn. this meme really fucked with me

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.