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veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

manic-satanic:

mrdeadlyhitman:

manic-satanic:

How did Girl Scouts become so socialist, gay-supporting and abortion-supporting while Boy Scouts is still so conservative

Oh wait it’s probably because girls are better

Are you implying being Conservative is bad?

good reading comprehension. 

kuri-garu:

laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

same thing for spanish countries,
going from “mil novecientos noventa y nueve” to “dos mil”

crownofkingmoriarty:


TARDIS
All of time and space, everywhere and anywhere. Every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?

A simple painting of the TARDIS. (x)

crownofkingmoriarty:

TARDIS

All of time and space, everywhere and anywhere. Every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?

A simple painting of the TARDIS. (x)

epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

sexhaver:

where u at

sexhaver:

where u at

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands